Summary: A fairy godmotherfather, a prince and a poor little skivvy who isn't allowed to go to the ball.
Genres: Angst, AU, First Time, General, Humour, PWP, Romance, Smut, Non-Magical, Crack!Fic
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Adult Language, Angst, OOC, Sexual Content, Non-Magical


A/N: Based around the fairy tale of Cinderella (but my version is funnier) and although there are things like fairy godmothers (oops I mean godfathers), pumpkins and magic, it’s AU. Tom Riddle is part of the Dursley family; I need two ugly brothers after all. This is non canon and should not be taken seriously, so no flaming please. That's what author's notes are for, to tell you important information. All characters are out of character, it's my story and that's final.

I would like to dedicate this first chapter to shadow_samurai, who is not only my beta, but a great person too. Thank you, hon